2o16世界环境日的标语:这篇短文地道的英语怎么翻译？

The turtle and the sun-dried shelled shrimp discussed the love. One
day, they mutually want opposite party to say like opposite party
reason. The turtle said to the sun-dried shelled shrimp that, "Dear,
is very simple, I therefore like you, is because I specially like you
that slender stature." The sun-dried shelled shrimp said to the turtle
that, "Ha-ha, dear, I am also similar, but, I like you that generous
shoulder."

Tortoise and dried shrimp fell in love.A day, they want the other party to speak reason of liking the other party mutually.The tortoise says to the dried shrimp:\", oh,darling, easily, the reason that I like you, is because I like your that slender shape specially.\"The dried shrimp says to the tortoise:\"Ha ha, dear of, I am also just about, however, I even like your that generous shoulder.\"