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-Because of I, you want to give up everything, didn't this relate to?Because I, you want to become a mean people, didn't this relate to?Because I, you hold the hand of pen hereafter want to dig soil, did this also doesn't relate to?Because I, we hereafter may eat a grass root to make a living, didn't these relate to?
-It doesn't matter, didn't relate to, is because of you, so just didn't relate to.
Haven't you already said you to would looking at mine?Haven't you already said you to would has been accompanying mine?You but arrived where to go to, why I can not find you!……, You once said rather me to walk far other place, you once said, you will take me to walk of, ……, please take me to leave, I beg you, taking me to escape.
Repenting is to want to be responsible for own behavior, is the price that the immoral conduct which wants to commit for oneself pays and should have, be want to no longer make thus of mistake, ……, if don't want to lose now everything owned, ……, that how is repent really?
Release the hands that you grip, my noodles have no wealth also without power, have of Be just the person's injustice, tears and blood of innocent dying.

因为我，你要放弃一切，这没关系吗？因为我，你要成为贱民，这没关系吗？因为我，你握笔的手以后要挖土，这也没关系吗？因为我，我们以后可能要吃草根过日子，这些都没关系吗
译:Because I, you want to give up everything, does this not relate to?Because I, you want to become the people of 贱 , does this not relate to?Because I, you hold the hand of the pen hereafter want to dig the soil, does this also did not relate to?Because I, we hereafter may eat the grass root to make a living, do these not relate to
没关系，都没关系，就是因为你，所以才没关系。
你不是说过你会看着我的吗？你不是说过你会一直陪着我的吗？可是你到哪里去了，为什么我找不到你！……，你说过宁愿我远走他乡，你说过，你会带我走的，……，请带我走吧，我求你，带我逃走吧。
忏悔就是要对自己的行为负责，就是要为自己犯下的恶行付出应有的代价，就是要不再犯这样的错误，……，如果不想失去现在所拥有的一切，……，那怎么是真正的忏悔呢？
放开你紧握的双手吧，那里面没有财富也没有权力，有的只是无辜死去的人的冤屈、眼泪和鲜血。
译:It doesn't matter, did not relate to, be because of you, so just did not relate to.
You not are to say that you would looking at my ?You not are to say that you would has been accompany my ?But you arrive where go to, why I can not find you!The …… , you said to prefer to me far walk other place, you said, you will take what I walk, the …… , please take I leave, I beg you, take I escape.
Repent is to want to be responsible for own behavior, be the immoral conduct that wants to commit for the oneself pay a should have of price, is to want to no longer make such mistake, the …… , if don't want to lose everything own now, the …… , that how to repent really?
Release the hands that you grip, face to have no wealth to also without power there, have of is just the person's injustice, tears and bloods of the innocent dying.

-- because I, you have to give up all that it does not matter? I, you should become untouchables, No problem? I, you Wobi hand later to earth, and this is also No problem? I, we may want grass-roots go after these no relations? -- No problem, no relationship is because you, so it does not matter. You said you would not see me? You said you would not have been, who accompanied me? But where you go, why I can not find you! : : You said I prefer to go into exile, you said that you would send me away, : : Please take me wants, I seek you, take me away now. Repent is to be held accountable for their actions, it is necessary to pay for the atrocities committed by their own price, that is if such a mistake again, : : if not now have lost everything : : what is the real remorse? Hold up your hands too, that they did not wealth nor power, there are only innocent people died redress, tears and blood.