校园集体舞青春旋律:英语笑话

Do you know where I can find the "screen protection"?
你知不知道在哪裏可以找到「护目镜」？

Screen protection 这个乌龙笑话是发生在我刚来美国不久的那段时间，当时刚
好缺少一个电脑萤幕的护目镜，所以我就跑去 Office Depot 买。结果左找右找都找不
到，我就只好问店员，"Do you have screen protection?" 那人一听点点头，就带我
往左边第三排的货架走去。结果我一看差点没昏倒，原来他指给我看的东西居然是「萤
幕保护程式」！

后来才搞清楚，原来护目镜他们叫 anti-glare filter，而萤幕保护程式的正确
讲法则应该是 screen saver，所以仔细想想，他当时会误认为我在说萤幕保护程式也
真的不是没有道理的。

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

Disciple;[My Almighty God ,how long is10000years to you?]
God;[Almost a second].
Disciple;[how about 100 dollars?]God;[no more than a cent.]
Disciple;[then my kindest God ,please give me such a cent.]
God;[No problem,please wait a second.]