查人人中国名人网桌球技巧视频:求英文小笑话
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小学一~3年级水平
Teacher:David,spell mouse.
David:M-O-U-S
Teacher:But what's at the end of it?
David:A tail!
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".