查人人中国名人网配置管理工程师很无聊:●50分追加悬赏译文-----幽默笑话翻译!高额回报高手!
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高高的公长颈鹿和温柔的母猴子结婚刚结婚才一个月，突然有一天长颈鹿突然提出要离婚,他大骂猴子，你个小不点，我一定要和你离婚，我亲你下，还要弯腰90度，我们不过了，母猴子也翻脸了，不过就不过，谁怕谁啊，谁见过亲个嘴还要爬树的啊！
The very tall giraffe and the loving tender monkey have been married for just one month. One day, giraffe wants a divorce. He yelled at the monkey "You tiny little thing, I want a divorce! When I kiss you, I need to bend down at a 90 degree angle. I can't live with you anymore!" The monkey was upset too, "You think I'm afraid? I don't want to live with you either! Who knew anyone had to climb up a tree when kissing!"
:) funny
就是..长颈鹿和母猴子结婚了 后来他们觉得不习惯
身高不协调 最后打算离婚呗