什么牌子电动车跑得快:求一条英语幽默短信!

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Oh this is worse than last night that you put your dick in my mouth when I was asleep and took a picture!

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oopz! i miss "U"
2.Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
3.If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.