温江柳城阳光:关于girl的英语谚语或名言？

女孩应该记住的几句英语:
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。

NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西？

girl power

“There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.” by Winston Churchill.

1.The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
Author : Evan Esar
2.A woman is like a teabag -- only in hot water do you realize how strong she is."
Author : Nancy Reagan
3."I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a sweetheart, she has few equals and no superiors; as a cousin, she is convenient; as a wealthy grandmother with an incurable distemper, she is precious; as a wet-nurse, she has no equal among men. What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
Author : Mark Twain
4."To be born woman is to know -- although they do not speak of it at school -- women must labor to be beautiful."
Author : William Butler Yeats
5.As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world."
Author : Virginia Woolf

men never make passes at girls wearing glasses
----钱钟书《围城》中的引用的名言
"不要和戴眼镜的女人调情"