头顶头发稀疏怎么办:征:一篇英语经典笑话

英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”

学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？”

老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思？”

这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。”
下面这个也不错哦！你慢慢笑吧！
g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush: how come?

doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.

w.bush: and?

doctor: but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush: oh?

doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.

w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.

doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.

怎么没有翻译？

一外国人买菜:“How much?”(多少钱？)
卖菜的：“You say how much?”(你说多少钱？)
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
......

哈哈

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Excuse for Speeding

Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.

〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

Send the Bill to My Father

Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃

Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃

把账单给我父亲

医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”