漫画专业大学排名:有没有原创的身边的英语笑话

To learn French
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.
Son: That’s great! I’ll learn the latter half.

一外国人买菜:“How much?”(多少钱？)
卖菜的：“You say how much?”(你说多少钱？)
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
外国人:“How much?”
卖菜的：“You say "how much"?”
......

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Excuse for Speeding

Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

〃Why on earth were you driving so fast？〃 the policeman yelled.

〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！〃

超速的理由

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

Send the Bill to My Father

Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃

Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃

把账单给我父亲

医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”

A罩杯 -Airport 机场
B罩杯 -Barely there 几乎不在
C罩杯 -Can do 可以"用"
D罩杯 -Damn good 真@@好
E罩杯 -Ecstasy 令人销魂
F罩杯 -Fake 假的
G罩杯 -God 天啊
H罩杯 -Horrible 太可怕
I罩杯 -I can't believe it 不敢相信
J罩杯 -Joke 笑话
K罩杯 -Kidding 开玩笑
L罩杯 -Lord! 上帝啊
M罩杯 -Monster 怪物
N罩杯 -Nothing like that 独一无二

Last morning, Xiao Ming was in the music lesson.When he opened the bag,he found there's a submachine gun. So he shouted: "father take my violin went to the bank!"

to learn english to learn chinese you will 哈哈