中联运通控股集团在哪:谁有英语的短笑话？

我不知道。。。。但我认识你

Four surgeon were having their break in the cafe one evening. They were arguing who is the best to perform surgery.

The first doctor said, " I like Librarian the best. All the internal organ were needly categoried. You won't lose your way."

"I would say, Accountant", said the second doctor, "when you operate, everything is well classified according to their function, no hassle"

Then, the third doctor said," no you are wrong, Mechanics are better, you could leave the knife inside and not solve the problem, and when they wouldnt complain if they are coming back.

"Listen to mine, Lawyer is the best to operate among the rest", said the forth doctor, "reason is simple, they have no heart, no lung and no gut, what's more, it is ok for us to turn their head and butt around!"

什么人好开刀？

一般 - 图书馆里员 - 样样分门别类。

好 - 会计师 - 样样按功能分类。

更好的 - 汽车修理员 - 把刀忘了或没解决问题也没关系。

一级棒 - 律师 - 他们没心没肺没胆，把头和屁股调了也可以。

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Sperm screamed:"Oh,shit!"

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I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"

DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.

Tom’s excuse
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

Bad news and very bad news
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

MONEY AND FRIENDS
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.