手游加速器那款好:这几道英语题谁会

①A bad thing never dies.
遗臭万年
②A close mouth catches no flies.
[谚]嘴唇闭紧, 苍蝇难进; 口紧不招祸; 祸从口出。
③A faithful friend is hard to find.
知音难觅
④A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
[谚]一知半解是危险的。
①What is the difference between here and there?

The letter “t”. ( there 去掉“t”，跟 here 这个字就没什么两样。)

②What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday --- all the other days are weak (week) days.

( weak与 week的发音一样。而美国人的工作天只有五天，即从 Monday到 Friday ，这五天是他们的week days.)

③Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair?

Because he wanted to rock and roll. （ to rock and roll是跳摇滚舞。但在这儿，摇rock 的是rocking chair，滚 roll的是 wheels。这就造成了一句双关的趣味。）

④Why is the letter "R" like Christmas?

Because it comes at the end of December.
(对这句话而言，答案的意思是R这个字母正好排在December的末尾。除此以外，答案还有一个意思，Christmas在the end of December的时候到来。换言之，答案也造成了一句双关的趣味。）

⑤What time of day was Adam born?

Just before Eve. ( Eve 是一语双关，一是解“晚间”， 一是解“夏娃”。)

①一坏的事物不曾死。
②一结束装腔作势说话捕捉没有飞行。
③一忠实的朋友困难找。
④一知半解最危险

谜语
1. Tea (there 比 here 多了一个“T”）
2.Saturday and Sunday, the rest are all week(weak) days.
3. Because he wanted to rock and roll.
4. Because it comes at the end of Decembe"R" ， and the Christmas comes at the END of December
5.Just before Eve (晚上/夏娃）

Questions:

6. Why did the person throw a clock out the window?

7．What time is it when a pie is divided among four friends?

8．What nail should you never hit with a hammer?

9. What ring is square?

10.Why is the sun like a loaf of bread?

Answers:

6．To see time fly. （ 为什么人会把钟丢出窗外？你如果回答是因为夫妻吵架而摔东西，那就落入俗套，没什么好笑。但回答To see time fly 看时光飞驰，你说妙不妙？）

7．A quarter to one. ( A quarter to one是 12：45，再一刻钟就到一点。另外一个意思是一人分四分之一。)

Your fingernail. （用 fingernail回答问句的 nail ，是在字形和字音上玩游戏其实nail的意思是钉子， fingernail的中文意思是指甲，根本是问非所答。

9．A boxing ring. (用A boxing ring回答问句的ring, 是在字形和字音上玩游戏。其实ring的意思是圆圈或指环，boxing ring 却是指拳赛场地。

10．Because it’s light when it rises. ( 答案就太阳而言，它升起的时候，很亮。答案就面包而言，它松起的时候，很轻。两个意思同属于一句英文之中，这就是答案的妙处。)

猜谜
1，here少个t
2.sunday

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