查人人中国名人网上海宝山区几个税务局:do you know a website with some simple chinese jokes?
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Hello everyone,
I'm looking for some simple Chinese jokes.
Do you know these Chinese jokes and how to say in Chinese? :
People in Guangzhou eat everything that moves along the ground except cars, eat everything that flys in the air except planes, and everything that swims in the sea except boats.
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also:
I heard a Chinese joke before about an alien (外星人）The alien lands in different Chinese provinces/cities .... for example in Shanghai everyone trys to make money out of it, in Beijing it is put in a museam, in Shandong they do experiments on it, and in Guangzhou they cook it to see what it tastes like.
I'm looking for some simple Chinese jokes.
Do you know these Chinese jokes and how to say in Chinese? :
People in Guangzhou eat everything that moves along the ground except cars, eat everything that flys in the air except planes, and everything that swims in the sea except boats.
~
also:
I heard a Chinese joke before about an alien (外星人）The alien lands in different Chinese provinces/cities .... for example in Shanghai everyone trys to make money out of it, in Beijing it is put in a museam, in Shandong they do experiments on it, and in Guangzhou they cook it to see what it tastes like.
looking for some simple Chinese jokes??
the website
www.haha168.com
广东人敢吃除了汽车外的一切在地上跑的东西，敢吃除了飞机外的一切在天上飞的东西，敢吃除了轮船外的一切在水里游的东西．（这里是说广东人什么都敢吃）