052型导弹驱逐舰数量:有没有一个英语小故事，十分幽默，还能提出个问题让大家来解决？

1\The Russian Baby

Morris and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation...

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

2\Yes, There is

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted. "

OK Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake."

新概念英语第二册都是这样的故事

Long long ago,a group of sheep were eating the grasses on a hill,suddenly,a hungary wolf came,and it saw the little sheep,of course it wanted to likked some for dinner.so it shouted towards them.at this time the mothe sheep came,and she was a very clever mother.She realized the danger.Then she shouted too,sounds like a tiger.The moment the wolf heard the tiger voice,it became very frightened,so it ran away at once.At lst,the mother sheep said to the little sheep that "have you seen?To learn a foreign language is so important!"